Granny’s got a gun.

Granny’s got a gun
Granny’s got a gun
Her friends now all have one
Made of blue porcelain…

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(Yvonne Lee Schultz’s main site)

Come, allow me to explain the current cultural divide in this country in less than 60 words: up until I came across this article I was wasting my time trying to find ordering information.