Get a personal piece of the stimulus!

(Via Glenn Reynolds) Hit and Run set up the service here “Announcing the Reason Personal Stimulus Generator! You May Qualify For Up To $350 Billion!.” I got mine: you get yours…

wireless and broadband deployment grant programs

(including transfer of funds to Moe Lane for the Moe Lane Personal Economic Stimulus Program)

For necessary and unnecessary expenses related to the Wireless and Broadband Deployment Grant Programs established by section 6002 of division B of this Act, $2,825,000,000, of which $1,000,000,000 shall be for Wireless Deployment Grants and $1,825,000,000 shall be for Broadband Deployment Grants: Provided, That an additional $10,000,000 shall be paid directly to Moe Lane in the form of subsidized loans that do not require repayment. Provided Further, That the funds be used by Moe Lane to Synergistic memetic engineering or for whatever. Provided Even Further, That Moe Lane will receive free Battlestar Galactica tickets for life. Provided Even Further Still, That Moe Lane shall be treated as a cabinet-level appointment for the purpose of income tax reporting, and therefore no taxes shall be paid on any of the aformentioned benefits. And one more thing: Jack Murtha is hereby expelled from Congress, effective immediately upon enactment.

Crossposted at RedState.


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