Michael Jackson will be touring this year.

No, I’m not going to link to it. Because maybe, just maybe, if you see this you will turn off the computer RIGHT NOW and get off of the grid before the End Times arrive.

It’s too late for me: save yourself.

7 thoughts on “Michael Jackson will be touring this year.”

  1. Touring is a strong word. He is going to play one place, in England, 10 times. Then he says he’s done singing.

  2. Could he take our President with him? And turn off the President’s blackberry whey they leave?

  3. Um…could you please explain what the President has to do with this series of comments? Because I don’t see it.

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