Hey, after a while you can guess which one of the two puts up any one particular headline.
This is only Not-quite Safe For Work because you can’t actually really hear the words.
PS: My wife just did a 1970s Invasion of the Body Snatchers-style shriek… at the title of the LiveScience article, which included a vicious attack on the poor, abused apostrophe.
What? Oh, yes, my wife often looks over my shoulder when I blog. In this case, she refused to believe that this was the actual song until she heard the refrain.