I think that I’m going to be seeing articles like this come out at regular, clockwork-like intervals for the rest of my life. Look, I own Firefly. I went to go see Serenity as soon as it came out, and had many an adventure along the way. The statement “I aim to misbehave” has passed my lips many a time, particularly since the night of November 4, 2008. So I want a goram sequel to happen, OK?
It ain’t gonna happen.