See, this is why we invented engineering. To have stuff like this:
MARCH 31–In a law enforcement first, Ohio cops this month arrested a man for drunk driving on a motorized bar stool. That’s right, a motorized bar stool, which can be seen below in a police evidence photo.
In fact, this is not just why we have engineering: this is why we have America. Seriously.
(Thanks to Dan Riehl, who has unaccountably not put anything up about this yet.)