Tanjit, I was hoping for the Squeez Bacon.

I mean, OK, I can see why lots of people might actually want to buy the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag that ThinkGeek mocked up for April Fool’s Day: I can also understand why TG might look upon this notion with stereotypical dollar signs in their eyes.  But bacon from a squeeze bottle is marketing gold, friends. I would buy that stuff so fast it’d make your head spin.

And then I’d make sure my wife never, ever found out.

Via AoSHQ‘s headlines.


  • Matt says:

    All one would have to do is mash very lean cooked bacon into powder then suspend it in a viscous fluid. I’m sure food color and preservitves would be needed. Making iit wouldn’t be that hard. The question is do you really want some one to make it?

  • Moe_Lane says:

    Dude. Bacon. From a tube. That can be left unopened in a pantry.

  • Matt says:

    I will not be the one who unleashes that Pandora’s Box apon the world.

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