OK, I admit it. I’m prepared to lock the controls…

and send that fucker right into the sun*. The only thing** stopping me is that I don’t know which subscription will pollute my Twitter feed less.

Hell, Brittney Spears would be a step up.

Via @HannibalsPet

Moe Lane

*Dennis Miller reference.
**Aside from the fact that I was walking all day in the rain and my brain is sufficiently shut down from that and video editing (hah!) to make my brain cells rebel at, well, just about everything.