May
11
2009

Al Gore’s notorious Bearkiller cult has a new acolyte!

As all people know, the ecocidal crusade that Al ‘Cubslayer’ Gore has waged against the helpless polar bear has been going on for years, now.

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“When the Cubslayer came, my mother curled herself around me and told me to be a good, quiet cub for as long as I could. Then there was a bang, and I could hear laughter, and now it’s cold and my mother is cold and it’s getting dark and I don’t know how long I can be a good quiet cub but HE’S STILL OUT THERE…”

From his remote, carbon-spewing compound the cult leader coordinates a disgusting campaign of Gaia-hating waste and contempt that overshadows even his own personal record of species-murder (a frighteningly high four millibears a year*).  While the fight against these murderous violators of Mother Earth has been difficult – and sometimes, even almost despairing – there was always hope.  But I don’t know if we can still have hope.  The tendrils of Gore’s life-haters have penetrated the government itself.  It goes all the way to the top.

The very top. (H/T AoSHQ Headlines)

Obama won’t fight global warming with bear rules

WASHINGTON – The Obama administration, which promised a sharp break from the Bush White House on global warming, declared Friday it would stick with a Bush-era policy against expanding protection for climate-threatened polar bears and ruled out a broad new attack on greenhouse gases.

To the dismay of environmentalists, Interior Secretary Ken Salazar refused to rescind a Bush administration rule that says actions that threaten the polar bear’s survival cannot be considered when safeguarding the iconic mammal if they occur outside the bear’s Arctic home.

The rule was aimed at heading off the possibility that the bear’s survival could be cited by opponents of power plants and other facilities that produce carbon dioxide, a leading pollutant blamed for global warming.

NO! THE DREAD GAIA WAR-GAS CARBON DIOXIDE! DESTROY IT! DESTROY ALL WHO EMIT IT!

I regret coming to this conclusion, but I must: the White House has been taken over by the enemy of the land itself.  Weep for our lost planet.

Weep.

WEEP!

Moe Lane

*That’s not a typo.  Four.

Crossposted to RedState.

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