So, because of this:
Yeah. Morgan Freeman’s cooler than I am, too.
(pause)
Anyway, because of that I went to go find this:
, 
Which eventually inspired this parody…
…as well as this one:
Running with Scissors
No, no other message. Except that there’s a reason that this parody exists.
Moe Lane
, and is (to the best to my knowledge) in the public domain.
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