Schoolhouse Rock: ‘Elbow Room.’

Because it’s never too early to indoctrinate your kid.


“Elbow Room,” Schoolhouse Rock

Once you have them smiling and clapping at the phrase “Manifest Destiny,” you’ve got them inoculated until at least the eighth grade.

Moe Lane

PS: Yes, I have heard of Schoolhouse Rock: Earth. As far as I can tell, it has gone precisely nowhere in sales. Shame.