“H.R. 1107: Nation’s Economic Cohabitation Act.”

“In a recession, it just doesn’t make any sense for two people who say that they love each other to pay separate rents.”

The Onion, of course.

Nation’s Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: ‘Let’s Move In Together’

Now, I’m not saying that everybody laughing at this in a relaxed fashion are married, mind you. I’m merely saying that very few if any married people are nervously laughing at this; we may be also laughing in a somewhat cruel fashion, but that’s to be expected. It’s sort of like how most ex-smokers act, only with more malice aforethought and smugness.

Moe Lane


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