Anyway, here’s my (evil) giraffe.
Excuse me, but I was an English major; so why don’t you go sit down, make yourself comfortable, and have a nice cup of STFU?
[UPDATE] As God is my witness, my son immediately and without encouragement improved this picture so that the evil giraffe has now fallen into the volcano lair’s lava:
Thus ends the career of a promising themed supervillian, over before it even truly began.
*This is from Avenue Q, I understand: