We’ll start today with something that should be of local interest only:
…only, local in this case is “inside the Beltway,” which means that it’ll get infinitely more play than a rap song about say, New Hope, PA*. A shame, in its way: it’s hysterical in its own right. But I say it as a guy who has always been Straight Outta Green Line.
Well, since I moved down here, at least.
*But not Lynwood, CA.