I should probably take it easy today: we just crammed a month’s worth of tabloid news into a week, and it’s maybe taking its toll.
But imagine how the Weekly World News must be feeling right now. They’re in serious danger of drowning in their stock-in-trade: no respectable online tabloid should have to cover Michael Jackson’s funeral AND Mark Sanford’s Sasquatch lover AND Ahmedinejad moonwalking at the same time. There’s just not enough space on one front page.