In about two hours it will be 12:34:56 on 07/08/09. Jules Crittenden predicts either the end of the world, or nothing in particular. Given that said end of the world will probably look like this*:
…I’m hoping for nothing in particular. But believe me, the 2012 cottage industry is starting up already. You’d think that if the Mayans were so good at predicting societal collapse, they would have predicted the one that they ended up having in the 9th century**…
**Apocalypto is actually from a later period. Sort of.