Also, I question the timing.
[UPDATE] Welcome, Instapundit readers. Wrath of Khan opera?
The poor thing just couldn’t live with itself anymore.
Either that, or the White House has finally generated enough nonsense to, yea indeed, choke a horse.
Moe Lane
Crossposted to RedState.

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I like how he swivels his head out of habit, and then immediately violently whips it back to the other side when he notices that his security blankie isn’t there.
Reminds me of The Suicidal Leaves. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp1HVg_J7QA
It couldn’t take the lies. Obama, you didn’t pull our economy out of anything. And the Totus couldn’t take it anymore, so it made one last fleeting attempt to stop the madness.
Raise a glass for the brave Totus.
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They just want you to think it was suicide. Let the conspiracy theories begin.
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The poor thing just couldn’t take the overload.
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Will there be a memorial? At the least the TOTUS should lie in state under the capitol rotunda for a couple days of decent mourning.
After all, it was the Reader of the Free World..
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