…but then I realized that it wasn’t actually funny.
So here’s a link to the Multiple Sclerosis Society instead. When I was a kid I used to participate in their Readathons. Nobody would sign up with me twice, though; I’ve always been a fast reader, so I’d rack up easily a hundred, hundred fifty books in the time elapsed.
That adds up. Especially if I had gotten you to agree to a quarter per book.