Start your morning right with an Vortex Cannon!

You will watch this in action, and you will say, Why the CGI? And then you will realize that there is no CGI.

Via Ace of Spades Headlines.

The show is Bang Goes the Theory, which I assume is some sort of answer to, and/or alternative of, Mythbusters. I’d mock the guy for being so enthusiastic about this, except… well, he has a vortex cannon and I do not; that places him higher up on the geek pyramid than me, and there’s no getting around that.

Moe Lane


  • matt says:

    You could have one made.

  • Neil Stevens says:

    She has to favor building a robot to arm with your vortex cannon, right?

  • Cameron says:

    Hm. How about a compromise? A robot prosthetic arm WITH a vortex cannon attached!

  • Loren Heal says:

    Aye, buy the cannon and you may go broke. Pay the mortgage, and you’ll prosper … at least a while. And spending your last dollar for Obamacare in your bed, many years from now, would you be willin’ to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell the straight arrows that they may take our money, but they’ll never take… OUR GEEKDOM!

    Sorry, that’s just what came to mind.

  • matt says:

    I she might go for it if it was a Steam Powered Vortex Cannon.

  • oLD gUY says:

    I hate to poo on your parade, but there was no motar with bricks. It was just a very tall, very unstable stack of bricks. You could have pushed it over with your hand. Still, physics is fun.

  • Moe_Lane says:

    I believe that the point is that the fellow instead pushed it over with a vapor ring traveling at 200 mph. 🙂

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