Forget it, Moe: it’s Achewood. Sort of.

It’s apparently one of Chris Onstad’s new gigs – the title of this one is THE ACHEWOOD GUIDE TO: NEGOTIATING TAKE-OUT WHILE IN A SERIOUS ARGUMENT WITH A SIGNIFICANT OTHER… – and, like all of Onstad’s stuff, I never know whether it’s the revealed wisdom of the universe, or just something that’s comical without being funny.

Which last sounds like a slam, but isn’t. Achewood‘s a must-read.