I used to be able to just buy stuff like this.
Yes, it’s a card/tile game where the object is to manipulate the space-time continuum in order to summon a Great Old One… then presumably get consumed, along with the rest of humanity. And when it sells out on Amazon, you can order it directly here.
Yes, I think that we’ve established by now that I’m at least slightly odd. What’s your excuse? – You read this site, after all.