At least the horse was legal.

Yes, I went there*.

CONWAY, S.C. – A South Carolina man caught on video having sex with a horse was sentenced Wednesday to three years in prison after pleading guilty for the second time in two years to abusing the creature.

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[Rodell] Vereen was arrested in July after Barbara Kenley caught him entering the barn at Lazy B Stables in Longs, about 20 miles northeast of Myrtle Beach. She had been staking out the stable for more than a week after setting up a surveillance camera and videotaping Vereen’s assault on her 21-year-old horse named Sugar.

Be grateful: I was originally going to sardonically note the difference between ‘buggery’ and ‘bestiality,’ except that apparently the former can be used in a legal context to refer to acts usually associated with the latter. I am proud to note that I did not know this before I saw the link via AoSHQ Headlines…

Moe Lane

*Joke shamelessly stolen from Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask)