Actually, I unfairly malign emos by comparing them to Al Gore. He’s like an emo wannabe.
Ace of Spades HQ has the full text of this poem, for those who can’t quite make out my deliberately overwrought screeching. Suffice it to say, this has been one heck of a midlife crisis for Mister Gore.
Moe Lane
Crossposted to RedState.

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