Fears over the whereabouts of the Lockerbie bomber have been put to rest after British officials spoke to him at his home in Tripoli.
Local authority staff from the East Renfrewshire Council had been concerned after attempts to contact Abdel Baset al-Megrahi failed yesterday.
… but I’d still like to point out that the murderous scumbag is supposed to be dead by now. His ‘three months to live‘ expired a month ago, and while I’m not the sort to wish a terminal illness on anyone I can’t help but notice that this guy is apparently pretty spry for somebody supposedly in the last stages of prostate cancer. Funny how that happens, yes?