What a slow day today, eh, my firstborn?
Indeed, indeed it is…
Is someone at the door?
Shall we check it out, my firstborn?
So we shall. And a most excellent hat, there.
I have ordered nothing this large from Amazon.com. Or this heavy. What could it be?
[open open open]
Wow. It’s a Wii, with accompanying Mario Kart Wii with Wii Wheel. Just like what I had on my wish list, until an individual who wishes to remain anonymous bought them for me. Because I have the absolute best readers in the whole universe.