Why FARK has a Florida tag. (This one involves monkeys.)

Although this comes to us via Lowering the Bar, which summarized as follows:

According to the report, which unsurprisingly involves Florida, Eli the chimp was in a Sarasota courtroom today because he is, yes, at the center of a custody battle between a man from Missouri who says Eli was born on his chimp farm and a Sarasota woman who claims he is really from California.  (In other news, there is apparently a chimp farm somewhere in Missouri.)  Today’s hearing reportedly had to do with a DNA test that may settle the question.

If you’re pressed for time, the LtB post is better than the original news article.

Moe Lane

PS: ‘Chimp farm?’  That the sort of business venture that can end… poorly.


  • sybilll says:

    TotalFARK is my guilty pleasure. But, the Florida tag overshadows whether it is Obvious, Dumbass, Amusing, etc., but, always good for a laugh.

  • sybilll says:

    I meant to add that after Scott Brown’s win, loads of former Obamanots suddenly became *Independent*. Funny how that happens.

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