Never mind the ostensible reason for this post; let’s focus on a 2007 scandal “involving the Hoboken, New Jersey SWAT team, which claimed to have gone on a humanitarian aid trip to help victims of Hurricane Katrina, but ended up partying it up at Mardis Gras, with ensuing photos involving Hooters girls, Jello shots, and SWAT chief Lt. Angelo Andriani posing as a member of the Ku Klux Klan.”
Wow. You need tequila for that level of idiocy. Or cocaine. Or both!
“Bartender! Give me a cocaine Margarita!”
“A… cocaine Margarita?”
“It saves time. I’m on the road to self-destruction, and I want to take the HOV Lane.”