One of the greatest standup routines of all time.

And you know that it is because of YOU SHUT UP NOW.

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  • physics geek says:

    I don’t even need to watch the video, as I know the routine almost by heart. For example:

    “You find yourself in a place filled with people released from prison as recently as that morning. They’re all drinking a thick, blue liquor normally used to clean combs. A waitress with fresh stitches in her forehead comes over to your table and you think, ‘One day, I’m gonna marry that girl.'”

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