The trick to this is to sing it in the standard “head slightly tilted, voice slightly off-key, smile slightly unnerving and eyes staring at somebody’s left cheek” fashion.
This is the bill that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friend.
Some people tried pushing it
Not knowing what it was
And they’ll continue pushing it
Forever just because…
This is the bill that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friend.
Some people tried pushing it
Not knowing what it was
And they’ll continue pushing it
Forever just because…
With apologies to JRR Tolkien:
The Bill goes ever on and on
Out from the Senate where it began.
Now to the House the Bill has gone,
Let changes follow as they can!
Let them a journey new begin,
Back to the Senate to repeat
With changes made many times again,
Two sides never more to meet.
And just think: we just introduced the original version of this song to our 4 year old this weekend.
Damn you. Now I have to listen to that song in my head for hours. But I suppose it’ll drown out those little voices…