For when a simple ‘Dude’ just won’t do.
Researchers at the University of South Carolina have figured out how to combine the carbon component of cotton with boron to create a cotton t-shirt with the toughness of body armor.
One long step closer to the battlesuit that I’m going to need if I ever plan to go out there and FIGHT CRIME!
…pretend that you didn’t read that, OK? One way, or the other.
PS: It’s amazing what you find when you go to see if, hell, maybe they do sell battlesuits on Amazon: