You know, I’ve met Little Miss Attila. I’m not saying that she’s not Death Incarnate, but I am saying that she mostly uses her powers for good. So this entire being-reported-to-the-FBI thing of her by this weird church is truly bizarre.
Besides, hell, she’s probably already got a file by now. Right next to mine*.
Moe Lane
*And to any government cyber-snoops that may or may not be monitoring me: buy something from Amazon.com, you cheapskates. Last month’s take was freaking awful, and it’s frankly the fault of your ultimate boss; so pony up.

R.L. Hymers threatens Little Miss Attila to suppress reporting on the Hymers cult — becomes MUCH more famous…
Share Robert Leslie Hymers, III, in order to clear his name, on account of it being almost identical to that of Robert Leslie Hymers, Jr., his father, has launched a campaign of libel and intimidation against my fairy blogmother, Little Miss Attila, ak…
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