…we have this:
The million mummy question: Why are there a million mummies buried near Snefu’s Seila pyramid?
Fark’s holding out for Zombie Apocalypse, but I ain’t grooving to it. For one thing, it’d be a Mummy Apocalypse; and when you think about it, mummies are some of the most laid-back undead out there. I’m not saying that they’re the best of neighbors; but leave them the hell alone and they’ll usually return the favor. Besides, if there was going to be a Mummy Apocalypse it would have happened nine centuries ago, when we started using them as medical supplies.
No. Really.