For the ‘the question is better than any answer’ files…

…we have this:

The million mummy question: Why are there a million mummies buried near Snefu’s Seila pyramid?

Fark’s holding out for Zombie Apocalypse, but I ain’t grooving to it.  For one thing, it’d be a Mummy Apocalypse; and when you think about it, mummies are some of the most laid-back undead out there.  I’m not saying that they’re the best of neighbors; but leave them the hell alone and they’ll usually return the favor. Besides, if there was going to be a Mummy Apocalypse it would have happened nine centuries ago, when we started using them as medical supplies.

No.  Really.

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