I know that when the President goes off on things like this:
…he wants me to think “Wow. That Boehner’s really crazy, huh?” Unfortunately, what I end up actually thinking is “Wow. Friday’s job report is going to absolutely suck, isn’t it?” Which it probably will.
In chorus, everyone:
PS: Goodness knows what the unemployment rate is going to be, mind you. It’s almost as if they just spin a wheel and sacrifice a pigeon for the number every month.