It being the 234th anniversary of the USA and all that, I thought that I should pass along my country’s collective regret:
…really, it was never our intention to make all other countries look bad in comparison. We know how annoying it is, but it just sort of happened that way. No conspiracy, no plan, but sometimes you just get to this level of awesome right out of the gate, and we were fortunate enough to be so blessed.
Sorry.
Moe Lane
Nice try, but nowadays the apology must be coupled with phrases like “misguided policies” and “change.” I mean, c’mon, you don’t even really sound all that sorry for our successes.