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“Aliens on the sea floor.” Pshaw, Glenn. Clearly the ‘oil slick’ is part and parcel of the ongoing civil war between the Innsmouthite
traditionalist and the Strossian
reformer factions of the Deep Ones, and we’re just trying to keep it hushed up, lest we see a resurgence of breakaway Antarctic Space Elder Race terrorism again. It was bad enough the last time that they were actively attempting to use our seaborne neighbors’ internal political conflicts to get their own back; the fallout (literally) from dealing with the Neu Schwabenland redoubt was bad enough, but Elder Race shenanigans breed South American fascists like a Innsmouthite breeds shoggoths – and that means that weak-minded artists will become prey for the Great Old Ones. The human race simply cannot handle another assault on its sanity like Evita.
It simply cannot.
Moe Lane
Hmmmm.
At this rate I’m going to start looking out for Pikachu.
“pika pika Obama sucks!” – Pikachu.
Okay, that’s the second Cthulhu reference I’ve seen since I started reading this blog. I may have to join your cult.
By the way, it’s not an oil spill: it’s just a dirty shoggoth taking a bath.
Exit question: Nancy Pelosi – ghoul or reincarnated Arkham witch?
You insult ghouls with that implied comparison, sir.
“Deep Ones” indeed.
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange eons even the Contitution may die…
Phineas: “But Pelosi took after the father…!”
Roger Corman Presents:
DEMOCRATS FROM THE DEEP!
Oh come on. This talk of sea monsters is ridiculous.
It was clearly a deliberate spill to clog up a secret Russian submarine’s silent caterpillar drive, forcing it to surface so we could acquire their technology. Duh.