Because maybe this way I won’t throw Mass Effect 2 through the [expletive deleted] wall. It’s gameplay is just different enough from Dragon Age: Origins that all of my reflexes are off. And when I say ‘off’ I mean there’s actual nausea involved. And, really, would a tutorial that didn’t make me feel all urgent-y and confused have hurt?
…Yes, yes, in three days it’ll be the Greatest Thing EVAR.
Anyway, we’ll call it a movie and retire The Princess Bride.