Jan
05
2011

QotD, Cracked’s Gor Movie Review Edition. (NSFW)

First off, relax.  The movie is old.

Anyway, the quote is below the fold, when the author more or less lost it when having to review said Gor movie.  It’s below the fold because the language is just a bit rough… but it’s beauty, in his way.  And, speaking as a political blogger… well.  We all have our little crosses to bear.

Have you ever wanted my job? Have you ever thought to yourself: “Man, you talk about G.I. Joes and make dick jokes all day, that’s awesome!” Well, now you see that, as with everything else, there is a dismal reality that goes hand in hand with the good stuff: Astronauts have to spend years barfing into their own facemasks before they go up in space, firemen hack up black grease every night, and internet writers spend half their days advancing frame by frame through ’80s movies in order to capture the very best dwarf ass-ball connector shot possible.

Ayup.  I’ve never been to that particular Hell, but I’ve visited others in the franchise…

Moe Lane

PS: No, I’m not going to Amazon the Gor movie.  Even I have my limits.

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