In one corner: An obnoxious camera whore who represents everything that’s wrong with America. In the other corner: Snooki. Which one of them is capable of naming all three branches of government? Trick question, my friends — probably neither is.
Actually, if I had to choose between the two I’d go with Snooki. I’ve never watched the show, but… OK, I’ll admit it: it’s because I think that Chuckie Schumer is ten pounds of [expletive deleted] in a five-pound bag.
Ten pounds of smug [expletive deleted].
PS: Shame? What is this ‘shame’ thing that you speak of?