Mar
01
2011

#rsrh Julian Assange: “It’s all because of the Joooooooooooos….”

Who had March 1st, 2011 in the pool?

Oh, let’s not pretend that this is a surprise.  This is the tertiary stage of conspiracy theorizing: if you indulge in such things, and you are not very careful, you will find that somehow, inexplicably, your carefully-constructed edifice of ad hoc reasoning, unfalsifiable assertions, and erroneous pattern-matching has led you to blame it all on the Jews.  It’s like a giant bug in the source code in Western thinking, and I can’t for the life of me figure out why we have it – hell, it’s such a glitch that if I make the obvious joke about why somebody out there will probably take me seriously…

Via MelissaTweets.

5 Comments

  • Finrod says:

    To quote Tom Lehrer: “Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics / and the Catholics hate the Protestants / And the Hindus hate the Moslems / And everybody hates the Jews” (from National Brotherhood Week)

  • Phil Smith says:

    It’s like a giant bug in the source code in Western thinking, and I can’t for the life of me figure out why we have it.

    You have to get to the end of AC2 to find out.

    (ducks)

  • BigGator5 says:

    *tears up his ticket* I had Feberay 27, 2011. Oh well.

  • wombat-socho says:

    ffffffffffffffff…I should have known better than to go with the Ides of March.
    *rips up ticket*

  • Nigel Ray says:

    Maybe the Jews really *are* God’s chosen people. And maybe Satan is real, and hates them.

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