Apparently Natalie Portman isn’t actually a world-class ballerina, after all: the studio apparently (there’s that word again) used CGI to put her head on an actual ballerina’s body for the movie Black Swan and didn’t really tell anybody. And this apparently is ticking off the ballerina in question*, given that Natalie apparently won the Oscar in part for being such a great ballerina and such…
Yeah, that’s a lot of the use of the term ‘apparently.’ Gimme a break: I’m still trying to figure out just how much I really care. I know that I’m supposed to care about this movie, because it features [the examination of obsession and delusion on the human psyche]/[celebrity lesbian scenes]… but, really, it’s Hollywood. The entertainment is going to be in watching the public meltdowns.
PS: I posted about this because it’s a slow Sunday afternoon.
*Sarah Lane. No relation… I think.