This is an outrage!

A complete outrage!

Singer-songwriter and marijuana enthusiast Willie Nelson could have faced a lengthy jail term after he was arrested for possession in November.

But perhaps the Texas prosecutor has been smoking some of Willie’s special cigarettes, because he has agreed to let the 77-year-old legend avoid prison but only if he gives the court a song.

Hudspeth County Attorney Kit Bramblett said: ‘I’m gonna let him plead, pay a small fine and he’s gotta sing “Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain” with his guitar right there in the courtroom.’

“Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain?” What the hell is wrong with “Always on My Mind?”

Shut up. My dad loved that song.  So you just… shut up, OK?

Moe Lane

(Via @younce)


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