Thor with an UZI!!!!!

Check this out:


Almighty Thor hits SyFy – And in case I haven’t mentioned my reaction to the name-change, yet: ye gods and little fishes – on May 7th, and goes direct to DVD on May 11th. Watch the trailer to see why!

…OK, that might not be entirely fair: after all, the idea of draconic monsters running through NYC has its points. Still.


  • Rob crawford says:

    Almighty Thor? I thought tho, the way you were thcreamng.

    Thor with an Uzi? Disgraceful. He’d have a Thompson, at the least.

    • Moe_Lane says:

      …I don’t know, Rob. It’s hard to fire a Thompson one-handed. Insane amounts of upper-body strength can only do so much.

      But if we’re talking iconography you have a definite point. A pulp Thor would be awesome.

  • qixlqatl says:

    Hmmmm, a Thompson as Mjolnir? Definitely rolling thunder…
    I think I can buy that, actually.

  • Rob Crawford says:

    Besides, he could call on some of the dead from Valhalla and get a headless warrior named Roland.

  • Demosthenes says:

    And The Asylum strikes again. This from the people who brought you “The Day the Earth Stopped,” “Transmorphers,” and “Snakes on a Train.” (All real titles, I swear.)

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