Slow news day, huh?

This is as about as exciting as it got, sorry:

Man lives after ‘driving car over Grand Canyon rim’

A man survived a 200ft (61m) drop in the US state of Arizona after apparently driving his car off the South Rim of the Grand Canyon, authorities have said.

Well, it’s a Wednesday.

Moe Lane

PS: Yes, there may be sarcasm associated with this post.

PPS: Dunno if this counts as ‘lucky’ or ‘unlucky.’

PPPS: I have no shame: