HO HO HO.
Hey, the doorbell just rang. What could it be?
Could it be? Could it be?
It is, it is! It’s my pledge drive iPad2! A day early, too.
Again, I’d like to thank everyone involved for said pledge drive: but there’s one person in particular that deserves special attention…
I just want to let Pat (and all of his/her progressive buddies) – know: I couldn’t have done this without you. It was your personal attacks on me as an – what was it, again? Ah, yes: ‘ignorant racist’ – that helped cause people to open up their hearts and wallets, and gift me with a tool that I can hopefully use to help further the cause of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy. And you helped bring that blessed event to fruition, simply because you couldn’t handle your hate!
I can’t stress enough how important this was. Seriously, without your help, Pat, this picture could never have been taken:
…and I hope that you’ll think about THAT MAN’S icon brazenly being on my iPad2 every time that you look at yours.
I mean, you do have an iPad2, right, Pat?