I keep seeing this article.

Listen up, fellas: Naked man-parts? Not so sexy.”

We polled some women. Really, they would like to see . . .

“I would like a photo of a made bed,” says Kathryn Roberts, who works at a law firm in Washington. “I would take rose petals, but I want them on top of a made bed.” And not that fake kind of made, either, where the comforter is smooth but the sheets are a jumbled mess.

“Or laundry,” adds her friend Andrea Neurohr.

“Folded laundry,” elaborates Roberts. “Maybe in a wicker basket.”

I’ve seen this sentiment in tweets, emails, a call from my wife… which last one hurt, because if there’s any pictures of my junk out there it’s going to be news to me.  Anyway, I think that we can safely assume that this Weinergate thing has hit the mainstream.  Also, that there’s a lot of men out there laboring under the apparent delusion that women want to see their junk.  God, we really are descended from plains apes, huh?

Moe Lane


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