Here’s your accordion.
From DC [Summer] Interns:
I walked into a men’s room in a House office building, and standing in the middle of the bathroom is an intern, slowly and very deliberately stroking his hair.
The blogger went on to predict that the kid will be in Congress in twenty years; my only quibble with that assessment is that it’s necessarily linked to said kid’s birthday. But: yes. Oh, yes, this is a subtle tell of the future professional politician.
Ah, Washington DC. To quote Jerry Pournelle: “I Have Truly Found Paradise.”