…to run through this video and smack EVERY LIVING THING* in it upside the head with a halibut. Seriously, I have never wanted to drink Perrier water less than I did after watching this thing, and I never understood the appeal of designer H2O in the first place.
And you kids get off of my lawn!
PS: Morbid curiosity; it was up on the main YouTube page.
*Except for the albino snake. It’s clearly being held hostage.