I had just had something like this pop into my head:
Just for the record, Jonah Goldberg, Mark Krikorian, John Derbyshire and I are all 23-year old lesbians. We started this site as a joke when we were drunk one night and had no idea so many gullible people would fall for such an obvious hoax. For public appearances, we hire 57-year old male 12th-year Social Construct Studies students who’ve been short of cash since the sperm donor clinic closed down.
Via Glenn Reynolds, who is not a 23-year old lesbian. He is actually a Copper Dragon who moved into the Appalachians some time in the 18th century, and who has discovered that running Instapundit has the happy effect of having science fiction authors send him copies of their books (which he presumably hoards)*. Also: I’d like to note that I have personally met Cynthia Yockey, and she told me that she was a lesbian blogger. I believed her: Cynthia has an honest face.
*Yes, of course I’d love that to happen to me. While you’re arranging that, I’d also like a pony.
PS: Any rumors that I am actually a disembodied brain in a vat are, of course, scurrilous and not to be repeated.
What?!? I SAID NOT TO BE REPEATED, PUNY MEATLINGS!!!!!