This is why I eat hot dogs *first*.

Before they can get me.

What?  Oh, Dave Barry reported today: “Vegan group warns hot dogs can kill you.”  Because, of course, if you don’t eat them you’ll live forever, or even noticeably longer than this particular bunch of religious fanatics.

No, I don’t know why you’d want to.

Anyway, time for a hot dog.  And for dinner…

Cheeseburger In Paradise

(Via somebody on Twitter)

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