…I’ve read all day: “And that’s why you should learn to pick your battles.”
Dude. If your SO wants towels, let her have the damn towels. If for no other reason than the oldest set of towels then automatically become available for projects that would otherwise would be off limits for ‘good’ towels.
*I’d tell you the funniest (inadvertently) political thing – but if you know RedState and Twitter at all then you’ve probably already guessed.